FOX's UNTITLED VAMPIRE SPOOF is now called VAMPIRES SUCK. Yup. They suck hard. Great title from the creators (that seems a bit gratuitous, doesn't it?) that gave us these uninspired titles: DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE, and DISASTER MOVIE. The sucking starts Aug 18, 2010.

"The Green Hornet" is out as a Christmas present. The alleged culprit? 3-D. Yup, following the trend that "Clash of the Titans" started, Sony will retrofit Seth Rogen and Co. for the third dimension and push the release date into 2011.

Roll call! Fox has announced that DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: RODRICK RULES is set for March 25, 2011--exactly one year after the $15 million original scored an A+, grossing $61 million.

Summit Entertainment has set April 15, 2011 as the release date for their 3-D version of THE THREE MUSKETEERS. Paul W.S. Anderson directs, while Logan Lerman, Orlando Bloom, and Christoph Waltz co-star. C'mon though, shouldn't it be titled THE 3-D MUSKETEERS??? "All for one and 3-D for all!"

After becoming the surprise hit of the summer, Warner Bros. wasted no time announcing the sequel. Atlantic City, Monte Carlo, Hong Kong...there are many, many more sinful cities for the boys to continue their inebriated exploits.  

KICK-ASS director Matthew Vaughn will helm the fifth X-MEN movie, which Fox has set to launch on June 3, 2011--the same weekend as KUNG FU PANDA: THE KABOOM OF DOOM. Prepare for Box Office Battle Royal!  

Walt Disney has confirmed the release date for director Steven Spielberg's film, WAR HORSE. The children's story, which tells the tale of WWI from the perspective of a horse, will be released on August 10, 2011. The famous Mister Ed, this is not!

Get illuminated! THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN rises on November 18, 2011. The film evidently will not be split into two films--ala the final Harry Potter--and will open up against WB's dancing penguin sequel HAPPY FEET 2 and Disney's Sci-fi actioner, REAL STEEL.

Here come the Men in Black...in your face for Memorial Day Weekend 2012. Yes, the lure of 3-D has propelled Sony to take the sci-fi comedy series to Planet Trilogy, where stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, as well as director Barry Sonnenfeld, will return to the franchise that has grossed over $1 billion worldwide.  

Holy threequels, Batman! Warner Bros. officially announced the release date of the most anticipated movie of the new decade as July 20, 2012. That's exactly 4 years after "The Dark Knight" grossed an unprecedented $533 million domestically and over a billion worldwide. No word yet on the cast, but expect Christopher Nolan at the helm...unless WB insists on 3-D...which Nolan has publicly opposed.